OMG! I JUST SAW ABDUCTION!

Dear Mr Taylor Daniel Lautner,

I hate you. I hate what you do to me. I hate the fact that I am truly and deeply in love with you and this movie has made it even worse. I hate how I nearly bit off my finger when you first appeared on screen and I nearly choked on my Coca Cola when you were laying on the grass half-naked.

You have ruined my life but I regret nothing. Love, George. Call me!

No, seriously.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.  I don’t know what to say… Is this real? Have I just seen the movie I have been waiting for for more than a year? Everything happened so fast, literally. I am still in shock. You know, I am completely calm but inside I am a MESS! My heart was beating so damn fast and I was the last one to leave the movie theatre cause I was just mesmerized! <3

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Now, to the movie itsef. I really don’t get it. I mean, you see I always trusted the critics and never watched a movie that was not well-reviewed. From now on I officially decide not to give a shit anymore!

Yes, the movie was not the best one on Earth but it was NOT horrible and definitely not deserves the shitty reviews! We all know Taylor is not the best actor. Let me think why? Ummmm probably cause he is 19!? He aint no Dakota Fanning or Saorise Ronan or Chloe Grace Moretz. In fact, there are NO REALLY GOOD young male actors out there AT ALL! I know stuff like that, I watch tons of movies and do research on actors. Seriously? Taylor is completely new to this business (I mean, making his OWN movies, not just Twilight), he started so young and he just needs to prove himself! Give this man a chance! Tom Cruises’ and Brad Pitt’s first roles were shit, too, we all need to improve ourselves. So does Taylor!

The acting was decent overall, even Lily’s! I liked the pace of the movie, it was not too fast but also not too slow, like, sometimes you got a feeling the scene will never end which was not the case for Abduction! I loved the action, the stunts and basically everything. I STILL CANNOT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND ALL OF THIS, GUYS! O__O

My favourite scene was definitely the kissing scene… I am a whore like that. IT WAS SO FUCKING HOT I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. Ugh, Taylor must be a damn good kisser… The way he lifted her up, her straddling him and wrapping her legs around his torso… Ugh ugh ugh, dirty fantasies. I had to bite my finger not to scream out loud!

I don’t know, the movie just felt GOOD. Sometimes you watch a movie and it feels a bit odd. I loved it. I really did! Wow… I mean… AAAAAAAAH! I cannot believe I watched it :D The ending was cute btw. Some of you were a bit irritated but everything made sense to me. It was good they didn’t reuinite Nathan and his Dad, it would have been too cheesy.

I am your father but I will never be your Dad

I could go on FOREVER but I think I should end my review/fanboy moment now… I will watch it again next week and I will be prepared for him… I will be ready! <3 I love you, Taylor. Too much…
 

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  5. illegalabs said: hahahhahaa, this was cute. can’t wait till the movie comes on DVD. oh myyyyyyy.
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  11. fortheloveofsexymen said: oh man I am so glad you said that about the kissing scene, I could NOT contain my dirty mind!! Him picking her up like that was too much for my to handle! *me creys*
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  13. clairellexox said: You’re so cute! :) I loved reading your reaction x) and I completely agree with you on the whole Taylor improving on his acting and the movies BS reviews. He’ll get better as he gets older and does more movies and the movie wasn’t that bad! :)